Chuck Norris Facts Rock
By Josh H. on May 9, 2007 in Humor
I know we have all seen the “facts” about Chuck Norris. I can not help myself. I just love those things. Plus I just love Walker, Texas Ranger. Go ahead and laugh all you want. But that is a good show. You can’t beat a little “hard hittin’ Texas justice.”
Well now all my dreams have come true thanks to Google. Google’s new customizable, personal homepage capability allows a user with a Google account to create a homepage with widgets that give information/entertainment suited to the user. And yes, they have a Chuck Norris facts widget. So every time I fire up my browser I can view the latest headlines, the number of messages in my Gmail inbox and I can see a brand spankin’ new fact about Chuck Norris.
A few of my favorites have been:
- Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
- Chuck Norris’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Josh H.
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This is one of my all-time favorites:
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
kev | May 9, 2007 | Reply
I know I’ve told you before, but here’s what Dad said about him:
“It just encourages me to see an old man jump and kick around like that.” ~Herb D. on Chuck Norris
Saige | May 9, 2007 | Reply
Saige, I remember your telling me that. That is so hilarious.
Josh H. | May 9, 2007 | Reply
Oh, the eyes of the ranger are upon you…
claywood | Jun 6, 2007 | Reply
Any wrong you do he’s gonna see..
Whenever you’re in Texas look behind you…
Cause that’s…where the ranger’s….gonna be.
That was all from memory. I need a life.
Josh H. | Jun 6, 2007 | Reply